I need to make a comic for this man. He demands one. His name is Freddie Mercury for christ sake.
“I dress to kill, but tastefully.”
—Freddie Mercury
You can never wear too many eyes. Or have too many cherubs.
I’m sorry, who? Ohhhh. I believe you meant to say Freddie Fucking Mercury. And a comic would be sweet but too unfair to the villains, how could anyone ever hope to defeat him?
I agree on the comic.
By day he is Farrokh Bulsara.
By night he is Freddy Mercury.
See what I did there?
